“A committee is a group of men who, individually, can do nothing, but collectively can meet and decide that nothing can be done.”
— Anonymous (via khyan)

molly-ren:

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

Fuck you, frog! How dare you be this small!

(via sharkyminimalist)

scientiststhesis:

A while ago, Liz Tarleton shared a thing on facebook, and I just read it, and it’s great, so I’m copying it here. This Is Important.

Most people who know me eventually learn that I hate the phone. But most of them think I just have an adorable “preference” for email, or that I’m just being antisocial.

No.

love talking in person over a cup of coffee. I love email. But I bloody hate the damn phone for very good reasons. Here are a few:

  1. You are interrupting me.
  2. I am interrupting you. But mostly #1.
  3. I will have no record of what was said.
  4. I will also have no memory of what was said, or sometimes that we spoke at all. Sorry.
  5. But you will remember, and will be appalled when I don’t remember agreeing to x.
  6. I will say or agree to anything if I think it will shorten the conversation by five seconds. 
  7. Some people will do anything to lengthen the conversation.
  8. I like to think about what I’m saying without talking at the same time.
  9. I can’t parse language with one ear. Not sure why. But I’ll pretend I understood you anyway (see #6).
  10. (Which of my three phones was he going to call again?) 
  11. (Oh, the one that’s downstairs. Dammit.)
  12. My email never asks me to suddenly sprint across the house to answer it within 20 seconds.
  13. "What? No, you didn’t wake me."
  14. "I wa…sorry. I wa…sorry. No you go first. No, you go."
  15. "Wait, you’re breaking up. I….No, it just…you’re break…hello?" Dammit.
  16. (Okay, now am I supposed to call back, or will she call back?)
  17. My email never runs out of battery.
  18. Getting my voicemail messages takes time that I could use not getting voicemail messages.
  19. Some people will do anything to lengthen a voicemail message. 
  20. And then I call you back and get your voicemail.

I love you, don’t call me, xoxo, thx.

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I am feeling the previous owner of this book SO HARD right now.

ace-enjolras:

yeah but why was dumbledore not a slytherin

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viamadlucem:

hostduraravros:

positronmorbid:

ironychan:

greekceltic:

centaurcentral:

“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

centaur of attention

(via quarksandcoyotes)

“This is some region… like a cake.”
— Real analysis professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

In case you forgot, ladies: infants are more important than you.

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fantasticcatadventures:

goals

In case of fip, saunter casually down some stairs.